how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
good morning class, today we’ll be learning about how life is arbitrary and unfair. i didnt even read any of your essays but you all failed
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry